Bro Code
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Publicado: 14 de febrero de 2013
ETHE BRO CODE
The Bro Code Rules
1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.
2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.
3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bromay play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.
6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this mustbe made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.
8) Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.
9) When a brois showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.
10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.
11) A bro will never ever leave his broswithout a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.
13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.
14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with agirl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”
15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.
16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.
17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand.
18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has provenherself worthy via general bro concession.
19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”
20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. Ifnecessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth)
21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a soberstate of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk....
The Bro Code Rules
1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.
2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.
3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bromay play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.
6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this mustbe made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.
8) Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.
9) When a brois showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.
10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.
11) A bro will never ever leave his broswithout a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.
13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.
14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with agirl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”
15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.
16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.
17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand.
18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has provenherself worthy via general bro concession.
19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”
20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. Ifnecessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth)
21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a soberstate of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk....
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