Goldilocks And The Three Bears Parody

Once upon a time, there was a curious and naughty little girl who liked to snoop around other people’s houses. Her name was Goldilocks.
So one day, she was strolling along the woods, when suddenlyshe came across a colossal mansion. She rang the doorbell, but no reply was given. But anyways, she let herself in, because her curious curiosity was stronger than her.
She started walking aroundthe house, looking for food, when she finally found the dining-room. She was starving, and wondering when her last meal had been; when she saw three set places at the table. When she got a betterglimpse of what was the food inside the bowls: mouth-watering spaghetti. She savoured the spaghetti from the first bowl.
“This pasta is too hot!” she exclaimed.
Then, she tasted the spaghetti from thesecond bowl.
“This pasta is has so many carbohydrates, it’s so greasy!! Ewww!! I’m going to be fat!” she blurted.
So she nibbled a little bit of pasta from the third bowl. She said “This pasta isway yucky!” she proclaimed.
After that third bowl of pasta she was feeling terribly sick. Then she began prying all over again, only wanting a place to rest.
The path led her to the house’slibrary and there she found three rocking-chairs.
The first one was too uncomfortable, “It’s so hard!!” she complained.
She moved on to the second one, when she sat on it she exclaimed “This one is evenworse!”
Finally, she tried the third one, which looked just perfect for her. When she sat on it she realised that it was too small for her and could not get back up.
After annoyingly tiresomeintents to get out of that chair, Goldilocks at last freed herself, landing on the floor and rolling on her way out of the library.
Too tired and upset, after a while found the bed chambers. She triedthe first one, but it was too big and bouncy. “This one is too big and bouncy! I cannot sleep on this bed...”
She evaluated the second bed, and proclaimed “This one is too hard and uncomfortable!!”...