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RAYMONDA’S BIG PROBLEM
Once upon a time, there was a fairy called Raymonda. Raymonda was a very beautiful fairy.She had long, honey-coloured hair, full pink lips, a little round nose, sparklingemerald-green eyes, and slender fingers with long, marshmallow-pink fingernails. Raymonda's only problem was that her feet were enormous, Raymondahad Colossal Feet. Poor Raymonda had the biggest feetin all of Enchanting Village. The shoemaker had to work all day and all night until Raymonda's shoes were ready.
One day, Raymonda decided to do something about her Colossal Feet, so she looked inthe phonebook under 'sorceress'. She found a small ad in the corner of the very last page that said:
“Sorceress Stephanie . For potions, spells, and crazy solutions… 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri Call81748 65”
Raymonda picked up her crystal telephone and dialled 81748 65. A crackly voice answered. "Who is it NOW?!" Sorceress Stephanie growled into the crystal receiver.
"Ah, um, th-th-this is, umR-Raymonda B-Bluberry," stammered the fairy nervously, "Are you, um, S-S-Sorceress, ah, Stephanie?"
"That's me, are you looking for a spell?" Stephanie's voice had softened now and Raymonda beganto relax a little.
"Well, yes, you see, I have a big problem." She giggled at her own joke."You see, my feet are too big!" She giggled self-consciously again.
"Stop giggling, I cannot standgigglers!" snarled Stephanie.
Raymonda giggled in spite of herself.
"I SAID I CANNOT STAND GIGGLERS!"
Raymonda's crystal receiver nearly shattered into pieces as Stephanie's voice rumbled throughlike thunder. Raymonda collected herself and murmured timidly. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can you please help me with my problem?"
Stephanie cooled down a bit, but she proclaimed, sniffing, "I don'tdo feet, but I have a friend who does. Josephina
Stinklebottom will fix your problem, so I'll give you her number."
Raymonda rang the number she had been given. A nice voice answered and asked...
Once upon a time, there was a fairy called Raymonda. Raymonda was a very beautiful fairy.She had long, honey-coloured hair, full pink lips, a little round nose, sparklingemerald-green eyes, and slender fingers with long, marshmallow-pink fingernails. Raymonda's only problem was that her feet were enormous, Raymondahad Colossal Feet. Poor Raymonda had the biggest feetin all of Enchanting Village. The shoemaker had to work all day and all night until Raymonda's shoes were ready.
One day, Raymonda decided to do something about her Colossal Feet, so she looked inthe phonebook under 'sorceress'. She found a small ad in the corner of the very last page that said:
“Sorceress Stephanie . For potions, spells, and crazy solutions… 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri Call81748 65”
Raymonda picked up her crystal telephone and dialled 81748 65. A crackly voice answered. "Who is it NOW?!" Sorceress Stephanie growled into the crystal receiver.
"Ah, um, th-th-this is, umR-Raymonda B-Bluberry," stammered the fairy nervously, "Are you, um, S-S-Sorceress, ah, Stephanie?"
"That's me, are you looking for a spell?" Stephanie's voice had softened now and Raymonda beganto relax a little.
"Well, yes, you see, I have a big problem." She giggled at her own joke."You see, my feet are too big!" She giggled self-consciously again.
"Stop giggling, I cannot standgigglers!" snarled Stephanie.
Raymonda giggled in spite of herself.
"I SAID I CANNOT STAND GIGGLERS!"
Raymonda's crystal receiver nearly shattered into pieces as Stephanie's voice rumbled throughlike thunder. Raymonda collected herself and murmured timidly. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can you please help me with my problem?"
Stephanie cooled down a bit, but she proclaimed, sniffing, "I don'tdo feet, but I have a friend who does. Josephina
Stinklebottom will fix your problem, so I'll give you her number."
Raymonda rang the number she had been given. A nice voice answered and asked...
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