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Boss: I am so sorry, Mr. Clinehold, if we could just wait five more minutes...

Sharon: I'm here, I’m here, I’m here, Hi, I’m here, hello, hello, hello...I’m here, I’m so sorry I’m late, I am verysorry!

Boss: Sharon, Mr. Clinehold has a flight to catch to Tokyo and he has been waiting for 3 hours.

Sharon: Yes, I know, I apologize, but, you know...to be honest, I went out drinking lastnight with some friends, and I didn't get home until about 4 AM so...right...it was a crazy night, and that’s when I got the e-mail about the time change for the meeting, and so I stayed up all nightdoing this power point presentation, and I think I've got it, so...

Boss: Just go ahead.

Sharon: Sure! Sure! Okay let’s get started Let's get started, shall we? Okay, alright I wanna discusstele-conferences.okay? I have found that if we eliminate our higher conferences
and we increase our teleco...nfrences..., we can save an estimated $20,000 a year! Not $20,000,000, that's a typo,obviously, not $20,000,000 a year, that would be stupid, and we don't wanna look stupid! But my point is...if you can just maybe do more conferences...by phone then...um...

Sharon: I'm sorry. What? Oh...Hii…

Mr. Clinehold: Is the room spinning?

Sharon: Yes! Yes! Oh good…So it's not just me! PHEW! Haha...ok, let's move on. I have prepared a chart for the finance department, so as you can see...Boss: What is that?

Sharon: What? Oh. That is...a cat. And you know, I don't remember putting a cat in there last night. I really don't. But, um...but the important thing to remember is that ifyou follow the right ear...you can see that the numbers have remained at a rate intended...so...

Sharon: Pet the kitty!

Sharon: Alright, moving on foward to the budget graph..so..

Sharon:We…Alright...uhh...

Sharon: Ok, this is very very embarrassing. Obviously, I do not normally put photos of myself in Powerpoint Presentations. This was actually for my eHarmony page. So...

Boss:...