La Contaminacion

The world´s dumbest criminals!
Here are this month´s stories.
Enjoy, and remember to vote for the dumbest!
1. Last month, someone took my coat from a restaurant downtown. In my coat was awalled, whit $50 and two tickets to the next baseball game. I told the police. Well, yesterday was Saturday-the day of the game. I went to the game whit two policemen and yes, that´s right-the man who tookmy coat was there, with his girlfriend. He was even wearing my coat! Now, how dumb is that?!
2. My husband is a policeman. He told me this story: Three robbers ran into a local bank, shouting,“Hands up! Give us the money!”
Unfortunately, one of the men fell over. He fell onto the other two men-who also fell over. They got up and shouted, “We want $10,000!” The people in the bank weren´tfrightened. They thought it was a joke and started laughing. The men thought that people were laughing because they asked for too much money. They decided to ask for less. “We want $1,000!” they shouted.The people in the bank laughed even more. The robbers reduced the amount to $100. Finally, the men asked for just one dollar each.
The people in the in the bank couldn´t stop laughing. One the menbecame angry. He jumped onto a table. However, he fell and broke his leg. The other two men ran outside … falling over my husband and his buddies. They caught the men, who are now in prison.
3.This was in my local paper: One evening last week, a young man went into a convenience store. He said to the young woman working there, “Give me all the money.” He said he had a gun, but he didn´t showin to her. She put the money in a bag and gave in to him. Then he said he wanted a bottle of vodka that was on the wall behind her. The young woman thought this was a bit dumb, so she said, “No. Idon´t think you are twenty-one years old.” The man became angry and said he was over twenty-one. The young woman still refused to give him the vodka. Finally, the man took his I.D. card from his...