Ninguno

D: For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Daniel Ecuador

L: And I’m Lukebob, aka Lukebob Uglypants.

D: Just call him uglypants.
And these two guys are here to enhance our performance.(points to B and W)

B: I think you’re getting us confused with Viagra.

D: you know what I mean. they’re the musical referees.

L: Our talent is eating pickles

D: MY talent is eating pickles.YOUR talent is sucking at FIFA.

L: haha Yeah…

W: We’re going to musically officiate the competition. Here are the rules:
At the end of the match, I want to have a clear winner
Whoever’s theloser is gonna buy as all dinner (D&L dont like da sound o dat)
We’re gonna switch off between Daniel and Luke
The first one to lose is the first one to puke
Daniel’s goin first cuz I gottaadmit,
he’s far and above the pickle eatin fav’rite
Then Luke’s goin last cuz he’s so whack
Do you know CPR? (point to somebody) He’ll probably have a heart attack.
(talking now) seriouslythough, because if you don’t know CPR we’re in a real pickle. (haha) (stop playing guitar, glare) (D and L can insult W’s bad joke with an assortment of Seriously?!s and Come on, man!!’s

B: YO!

W:I’m a pickle ref, looking for pickle fouls,
Like wiping your pickles with pickle towels
Just put your pickles in your pickle mouths
Don’t make me throw a flag and pickle scowl


Illegal!Pickles! To the face!
That’ll get you an automatic last place!!
And if you double dribble down ya chin
well then, my friend, you surely cannot win.

Pickle eatin’s got a lot of rules
That Icouldn’t (only) remember without (with) my pickle tools like
I got a pickle hand book to which I refer
And I read the directions on the pickle jer.

its gotta be fresh cuz pickles can bruise
andits gotta be soaked in pickle ooze
its gotta be kosher if its for the jews
and if y’all don’t hurry, you both gon’ lose (points to D and L)

(bridge – daniel and luke can say how they are feeling,...