Once Upon a Time... There Was a Platypus

Once upon a time, the world was created. It all started with a big bang, then, everything became what it is, an empty playground for a platypus to deal pot to villains and else.

One day, Perry,our platypus, was happily walking down the street looking to get high, when out of nowhere, a giant brown hat appeared in the sky. -Dude I’m high- he said, but no my friend, you are not high, it’s theevil doctor Doppletople-ufus in his giant-hat-like-mind-controlling machine. Everyone was frightened as they were turned into Jewish death robots. Our hero wasn’t affected by this evil Jew-ray due tohis doped state, as he didn’t have enough neuronal activity for the beam to work.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the moon, Pepe the chicken, a retarded being but not retarded enough to ignore theevents, started looking for his friend Perry. I’m sorry pal, you are never going to find Perry, you’re on the moon! After running a while, Pepe got tired and sat on the floor, wondering aboutnothing. Suddenly, he remembered –I have to do my laundry- and used his awesome teleporting skills to go to the city.

Being there, Pepe ran into Perry.
-Dude, awesome, how are you? - said Pepe.-Oooooh, high as always- replied Perry
-Awesome dude. Hey do you wanna come with me to do my laundry?-
-Is there any weed? – Answered Perry, as he started to drool a bit.
-Uhm, I dunno-
-Hmm… Okay-And so our friends walked to the laundry room, as Perry was trying to light a cigarette. At the laundry room, Pepe noticed something weird, he stood still, and then he continued walking. So, Perrymanaged to light his pot and then everything blew up. That strange thing Pepe noticed was a gas leak, but fortunately Pepe used his awesome teleporting skills and got back to the moon.
-Oooooow… now howam I supposed to do my laundry- Pepe complained as a lonely tear fell from his retarded eye.

And so the world was saved! Well not exactly as it blew up with the explosion, but hey, it took...