Openers Para Ligar

DIRECT OPENERS 
Hola
Necesito que me ayude con algo
te puedo hacer una pregunta….
De rodillas…. ¿Quiere ser mi esposa?

How are you? 
You look like someone I'd like to meet. 
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc. 
(I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) 

DON'T TOUCH ME (David D.) 
When a girl bumps into you in acrowded club tap her on the shoulder and say "don't touch me" . have something to immediately follow up with. 

DRUG DEALER OPENER (aceofhearts) 
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality. 
"Hey, I need your opinion on something...does my friend here look like a drug dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were outside and some dude came upto him and touched him on the shoulder like this... 
(cheap kino on girl) and asked, 'Hey man, you got some E?'

EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden) 
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts. when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (That's the skeleton obviously use your ownspeaking mannerisms)

Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes. tell her what would look amazing on her. 

GIRLS FIGHTING OUTSIDE (Mystery) 
With great enthusiasm... "OMG!. did you see those two girls fighting outside? Like right outside the club... they were totally going at it; onewas pulling the others' hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed to be fighting over this short guy; he was standing near them just totally laughing!

JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style) 
"Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This'll only take a minute. My roommate's girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she's really upsetabout it. 

It's nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she's threatening to break up with him. 

Is this normal female behavior?" 

So now she wants him to burn the box or she's leaving him, isn't that fucked up?? (girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it) 

MYSTERY'S ESP (Mystery) 
Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Don't say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"Approach Girls 
26 - I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on). 

NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD) 
"Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy 
dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we wouldbe SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be 
fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP 
SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after 
a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!" 

PICKING UP CHICKS (sledge) 
Just open with "Hi, we're picking up chicks"

PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) 
First,here is the frame you're using for this opener: 

"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!" 

This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematic's HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, I'll call her later. Maybe) 

You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in...