Riddles

❖ Classic and Humorous Riddles:

1. What kind of driver doesn’t need a license?
A screwdriver.
2. What has a neck but doesn’t have a head?
A bottle.
3. What willalways end everything?
The letter g.
4. What kind of table has no legs?
Multiplication table.
5. If yesterday had been Wednesday’s tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday’syesterday, what day would today be?
Friday.
6. What is it that one needs most in the long run?
Your breath.
7. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
On theirfeet.
8. Who succeeded the first president of the United States?
Well… the second one!
9. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he wouldnever lie…
10. What animal always keeps the best time?
A watchdog.
11. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?
Sandy Claws.
12. What kind of can never needs a can opener?A pelican.
13. Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect.
14. What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?
Submarine.
15. What will never get any wetter no matter how hard it rains?The ocean.
16. Here on earth is true: yesterday is always before today. But there’s a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
In a dictionary.
17. How do you avoid fallinghair?
Step out of the way!
18. Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Because he kept losing his patients.
19. How do you prevent a summer cold?
By catching it in the winter.
20. What isthe first thing you always do every morning?
Wake up.
21. Did you ever see the salad dressing?
No, but I saw the bacon strip!
22. Why did you get rid off your watchdog?
Becausehe could not tell time!
23. If a child is first spanked by his mother and then by his father, who hurts the most?
Probably the child…
24. What do you have if an ax falls on your car?...