"I could eat my own weight in sushi."
"I had a headache. Really bad. I was at a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about aminute and then my brother *motions at Gerard* got a cup and then he taunted me."
"We're attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
"We're also metal in the sense that we have alot of metal on our instruments and I have quite a lot on my belt buckle."
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
"It's me and Gerard o“My best high schoolmemory is when I graduated and didn’t have to go back. I didn’t have a great time in high school.”
“The teachers thought there was something wrong with me because I wouldn’t talk to other kids. I wasalmost playing mind games with them.”
“I’m the spiritual advisor of the band.”
“I get mistaken sometimes for someone who looks like they want to be in my band! It’s the funniest thing. It happened to meonce… This guy tells a friend of mine, ‘He looks like he jumped out of a MCR video.’ I’m like, ‘I’m IN My fucking Chemical Romance!’”
“I know something exciting that happened on the road. I tried toquit coffee and I had headaches every day… I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute, and then my brother got a coffee and he taunted me.”
“I broughtthis heater into the shower so it was warm when I got out. It’s not the smartest thing in the world to do, but I was like ‘whatever, I’m fucking freezing.’”
“Kids don’t get to say ‘are we thereyet?’ a billion times anymore because it’s at the bottom of GPS. Fun = gone.”
“The dude from the Pringles can just stole my fuckin’ parking spot!”
“It’s 98 degrees in Los Angeles! Makes me want to form aboy band…”
“Did Gee’s stunt double (Adam Lambert) win American Idol?”
“I could eat my body weight in sushi.”
“Every time I come back to Jersey, it’s ready to put its tentacles all over me and...