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Barney- So, would anyone care to ask me where Nora and I are going tonight?
Ted- Don’t ask him, it’s a trap.
Robin- Where are you going?
Ted- Come on, why did you do it?
Barney- Booty town,where finally going to booty town Robin.
Ted- And that’s why you don’t ask him.
Robin- Wait, you’re finally going to booty town?
Barney- Look, we just don’t want to rush anything, ok? So we decided towait until she decides to let me sleep with her. And that’s going to be tonight !
Ted- How do you know for sure?
Barney- Aaa, something that she said earlier “ Guess what my sweet boy? I’ve got aspecial treat for you tonight”
Robin- Oh yeah, you are going to booty town.
*Mobile calling* ( it’s Nora, Barney answers)
Barney- Am I going to use muscles that I didn’t used in years? Really? Yeah,I have aspirin, why? What do you mean that my arse will hurt tomorrow? Wait, so that’s your special treat for me tonight, going ice-skating?
Ted- Looks like it’s Hand-central station for youtonight, little buddy (told with irony)
(Robin laughing)
Ted- Ask me what I think of Nora?
Robin- What do you think of Nora?
Ted- Lovely girl. Ask me what I really think of her.
Barney- What do youreally think of her?
Ted- Guys she’s great, seriously ! Stop it. ( laughing, then says seriously) Ask me one more time.
Robin – What do you really think?
Ted- Fine, if you really must know, I do notlike you Barney with that women ! Happy?
Robin- What could you possibly not like about Nora? Her hair? Her fancy little nose? When she does everything perfectly? What’s not to like?
Ted- It’s notthat I don’t like her, is just… She’s your mom Barney !
Barney- What? What do you mean she’s my mom?
Ted- Everything about her is vaguely your mom like… the British accent, and the way she hugs you,left hand on the neck, three gentle strokes on the back with the right one, but here’s the clincher, when she says “ Guess what my sweet boy? I’ve got a special treat for you tonight “
Barney-...