Resistance-Rise

University Gardens High School
English Department
Prof. G. Velazquez
W-F 7:30-9:20

Resistance: Rise of the earthlings

Brian R. Colón
Ian F. Rivera
Cecilia B. Frías
Hillary RodríguezPaola Rondon
Jeannie Martinez

Script (10minutes)
Introduction:
In the year 2050, Planet Earth was in danger of an alien attack. These aliens weren’t normal aliens, they looked like cylops cats andwere coming from planet Pussy Cat Dolls. Their leader Iris Ramirez was a big big big white chicken with a big fat yellow afro. She liked to wear mini skirts and Tutus. She didn’t like wearing shirtsand she had a tattoo that said: “Join the chicken side”. They were looking for Whiskas and Egyptians to conquer the universe.
Six countries are willing to save the universe from these awful creatures:Japan, Italy, Greece, Poland, Spain and France. They will use mutant piranhas, werewolves, dragons, Pokémon’s, chupa-cabras and vampires to SAVE PLANET EARTH and domain the universe once more.STOP--------------------------------------------------

Place: Under the water cave under Teodoro Moscoso Bridge.
Date: Someday in 2050
Time: 00:00:00

* Commander Ash: ORDER ORDER, please bequiet (Standing up)
* Commander Ash: In order to win we have to “catch em all” together!
* Captain Volturi: NO! We must slay them, drink and spill their blood. (Standing up)
* CaptainWolverine: re you crazy? We have to eat them ALIVE and off with their head! (Standing up)
* Captain Eragona: NO! We have to burn them alive until we make them ashes! (Standing up).
* CommanderAsh: Ash? You are going to make trillions of me, sounds cool.
* Captain Eragona: No idiot! Ashes! I was talking about burn them. This Polish are short of mind (Screamig).
* Ash: At least I catchem all!
* Captain Chupa Queen: CALM DOWN PEOPLE! (standing up and screaming) Well I totally agree with Voltari, we have to drink and spil their blood. They must feel pain!
* General Fa Zou:...