El Pequeño Vampiro

CONVERSATION with a hairdresser xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
Her: Hello, would you like some tea? Me: No thanks, I'm ok Her: Please come this way to have your hair washed Me:Ok sure. Her: Is the temperature ok? Me: Yes, thank you Her: Would you like conditioner in your hair? Me: Yes, thank you. some time goes by Her: Please sit up so that I can dry your hair Me: sit upso that she can dry hair Her: Please come over here and have a seat Me: go over there and have a seat with lots of big layers of plastic all over me 'Thank you' Her: Soooo, what can we do with yourhair today? Me: Well, can you please cut it so that it is short on the one side and long on the other. (show picture from magazine) Her: Glances furtively at picture and moves hair around in differentdirections and says ' When last did you get your hair cut?' Me: About 6 months ago. Her: Have you been here before? Me: No, I havent, actually. Her: Which way does your parting usually go? Me: This way(point) Her: Your hair is very dry, should we take half an inch off? Me: Well, please can you take about an inch off on the one sid. As its so dry, and about 5 inches off on the other side, similar tothe picture and please can you make sure its quite sort of messy Her: So you don’t want it to be too styalised? Me: No, not really, thanks. Her: ok, are you sure you wouldn’t like some tea? Me: no,I'm ok thanks Her: would you like a magazine to read? Me: no, thanks. Her: gets scissors and cuts hair for about 10 minutes and says ' where are you from?' Me: I'm from South Africa, where are youfrom? Her: I'm from England. Me: Where in England are you from originally? Her: well, I'm from Coventry in the midlands Me: Coventry is a beautiful town, do you go home much? Her: Sometimes. I'm goinghome for christmas. How long have you been here? Me: about 7 years Her: Will you go back one day? Me: no, I love England

Her: Yes, there are a lot of South Africans here. I worked with a South...