Frases

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

A day without sunshine is like night.

i thought a thought thati thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much

dont look at me in that tone of voice

if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground andmissed.

Two muffins were sat in an oven.
One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!"
The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!"

I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane

Have you ever been running and accidentally ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I likecheesecake"?
Me neither.

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

I wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.

7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions

-did you cut your hair?
-Yeah....
-did you cut it shorter??
-no dumba** i cut it longer!!!
LMAO.

They are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and--people who dont know how to count

The problem nowadays is stupidity. Why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and see what happens?

WARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out

I see your playing stupid again... Looks like your winning too.

To be old and wise one must first be young and stupid. So this means im gonna be a genius

everything is the sameonly different.

If it's not here, it only means one thing... its somewhere else!

May the flying hampster of doom rain coconuts upon your pitiful city! Muahahahahaha!!!!

R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L. - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me & I Live

the trouble with real life is that there is no background musicSmoking kills, and if your dead you've lost a very important part of your life

*30 reasons a girl should call it a night*

1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.

2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??

3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dancemove EVER.

4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (b**ch...i ain't playin...).

5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.

6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.

7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.

8.You're slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.

9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.

10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half fulland chug it when no one is looking.

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.

12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).

13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.

14. You become overly...