Helpful advice for language teachers

Helpful Advice For Language Teachers
1. Don't complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is any language school’s cancer. If something is wrong, fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick.Goddamn.
2. Don’t fart in public. If you couldn’t help it, claim it. Arsehole.
3. Don't fuck anyone in the School. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this School. Dumbass.
4. Ifyou feel like shit and your arse is shaking all the time, drink less coffee at the breaks. What do you think you’re drinking -- bloody shitty American decaf coffee? Some have the endurance forself-abuse. Most don't. 
5. Remember the janitors’ names. You might get your bloody photocopies on time.
6. Respect public space in the school. Don't clutter, you cunt.
7. If you borrowsomething, return it. Not fucked-up.
8. Do not let students dick you or talk you out of the syllabus. If they failed, it's their bloody goddam fault.
9. One Head of Studies only (usuallysitting at their desk). Everyone else shut the fuck up. You’re not paid to think, unless you are. Cunt.
10. Friday catch-up meetings are for catching up. Shut the fuck up while everyone else isworking.
11. Don't wander off. Let someone bloody know where you are, you fairy queen.
12. Erase your bloody scribbling from the fucking chalkboard after class. That means YOU do it.Dumbass.
13. Teaching makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don't make any snap decisions or declarations when you’re pissed off after your studentshave fucking complained one more bloody fucking time – you might even have fucked up the bloody class all by yourself.
14. Friday breakfasts are poison. You might always want a secondhelping.
15. Don't evaluate your whole life while you're sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you're above having shitty days at work? Shut up and do your goddamn job.