Periquillo Sarniento

TRAIN-50 WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE
- David Hasselhoff: Hey pal!
- Hey Ho, how it is going?
- I'm good man, this ain't look so red, do they?
- No, they are not so good yet
- Where is your girlfriend?She is always with you
- mm...

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for myown good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are 
I'm gonna say...

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm nogood at goodbyes

She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride stillfeels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love like yours 
-A love like yours-
She'll think I'm Superman
Not Super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool butif my friends ask where you are 
I'm gonna say...

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried upin the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an East Side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be theone you're dying to
Love, but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are 
I'm gonna say...
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are 
I'm gonna say...

She wentdown in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returnedeverything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes...