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I WANT A BYKE

Evodia and Juanchita are sitting watching T.V…
There’s a commercial “If you want to be the coolest, and if you want to be like Chicharito you have to buy the new bikePIRIPITIFLAUTICA TURBO X5”

-EVO: ¿Are you thinking the same….?
-JUAN: Yes…
-EVO: Let’s go for the “Sabritas”

(The girls go for the Sabritas, once again there’s the same commercial)

-JUAN: Hey, what aboutif we buy the bike?
-EVO: Yes, that’s a good idea.
-JUAN: Do you have money?
-EVO: No, I don’t. And you?
-JUAN: No, I don’t. Let’s go and ask my mother.
-BOTH GIRLS: Mom, we love you, don’t youknow it?
-MOM: How much money do you want?
-BOTH GIRLS: Aaa…
-MOM: I don’t have any. You have to ask your father.
-BOTH GIRLS: Dad, we love you, don’t you know it?
-DAD: How much do you want?-JUAN: Five hundred.
-DAD: What?! Why do you want that money?
-EVO: We want to buy a bike.
-DAD: I don’t have money. You have to work, lazy girls.

(The girls go to their room and think how to getmoney)

JUANCHITA: I know Evodia! Let’s steal a dog, we ask for reward and kill the dog.
EVODIA: No, Juanchita. We’d better be scout girls and let’s sell cookies.

-JUAN: Already! lets make aduet!
-EVO: Infront of the church?
-JUAN: Yes! There are some good people.
(THE NEXT DAY, INFRONT OF TE CHURCH SINGING AND PLAYING THE GUITAR).

-NUN: Are you singing or meowing
-PRIEST: Get outof here, you are frightening all the persons

(THEN THEY GO TO THE HOUSE)

-MOM: I don´t want to know that you are asking for money in the church
-JUAN: How much we have?
-EVO: Ehhh… We havelike a ten dollars and a tapa
-JUAN: To be the first day we are not wrong
-DAD: I say you that you need a job not that you are asking for money “in the church”
-EVO: So, what idea you give us?
-DAD:Emmm… I have heard that the packer boys win much money
-JUAN: To ask for money to packer boys, big difference.

(The dad exit of the room)

-EVO: Ok, we are not asking for money in the...