The Wolf

The wolf
Way back in Once Upon a Time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny. I had a terrible sneezing cold. I ran out of sugar. So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for acup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig. And he wasn't too bright either. He had built his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build a house of straw?So of course the minute I knocked on the door, it fell right in. I didn't want to just walk into someone else's house. So I called, "Little Pig, Little Pig, is you in?" No answer. I was just about togo home without the cup of sugar for my dear old granny's birthday cake. That’s when my nose started to itch. I felt a sneeze coming on. Well I huffed. And I snuffed. And I sneezed a great sneeze. Andyou know what? The whole darn straw house fell down. And right in the middle of the pile of straw was the First Little Pig - dead as a doornail. He had been home the whole time. It seemed like a shameto leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw.
So I ate it up. Think of it as a cheeseburger just lying there. I was feeling a little better. But I still didn't have my cup ofsugar. So I went to the next neighbor's house. This neighbor was the First Little Pig's brother. He was a little smarter, but not much. He has built his house of sticks. I rang the bell on the stick house.Nobody answered. I called, "Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, is you in?" He yelled back. “Go away wolf. You can't come in. I'm shaving the hairs on my shinny chin.
“I had just grabbed the doorknob when I feltanother sneeze coming on. I huffed. And I snuffed. And I tried to cover my mouth, but I sneezed a great sneeze. And you are not going to believe this, but the guy's house fell down just like hisbrother's. When the dust cleared, there was the Second Little Pig - dead as a doornail. Wolf's honor. Now you know food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open.
So I did the only thing there was...