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1000 best
bartender’s recipes
A MUST-HAVE SHELF REFERENCE FOR HOME BARTENDERS!
* 1000 drink recipes for every occasion * Classic drinks and today’s hottest concoctions * Find out what you’ll need to tend bar at your
next party

Suzi Parker

* Hangover cures for the morning after

1000 BEST

BARTENDER’S

RECIPES

SUZI PARKER

Copyright © 2005 by Suzi Parker Cover and internaldesign © 2005 by Sourcebooks, Inc. Sourcebooks and the colophon are registered trademarks of Sourcebooks, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems—except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews—without permission in writing from itspublisher, Sourcebooks, Inc. This publication is designed to provide accurate and authoritative information in regard to the subject matter covered. It is sold with the understanding that the publisher is not engaged in rendering legal, accounting, or other professional service. If legal advice or other expert assistance is required, the services of a competent professional person should be sought.—Froma Declaration of Principles Jointly Adopted by a Committee of the American Bar Association and a Committee of Publishers and Associations All brand names and product names used in this book are trademarks, registered trademarks, or trade names of their respective holders. Sourcebooks, Inc., is not associated with any product or vendor in this book. Some recipes contained herein may call for rawor undercooked eggs. Please consult with your physician prior to consumption. The Author and Sourcebooks, Inc. shall have neither liability nor responsibility to any person or entity with respect to any loss, damage, or injury caused or alleged to be caused directly or indirectly by the information in this book. Published by Sourcebooks, Inc. P.O. Box 4410, Naperville, Illinois 60567-4410 (630)961-3900 FAX: (630) 961-2168 www.sourcebooks.com Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Parker, Suzi. 1000 best bartender's recipes / Suzi Parker. p. cm. ISBN 978-1-4022-2015-9 91-4022-0547-3 (alk. paper) 1. Bartending. 2. Cocktails. I. Title: One thousand best bartender's recipes. II. Title. TX951.P35 2005 641.8'74--dc22 2005016586

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To Estelle and Billy Parker who advised me to mix the drinks instead of drink them and my partner-incrime Glen Hooks, always calm as Gandhi in my wild universe.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . vii Introduction. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . viii Bartending 101 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 Glossary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Chapter One: Breakfast and Brunch Cocktails— The All-Night Party Crowd’s Eye-Openers . . 19 Chapter Two: Lounge Lizards’ Classic Cocktails— Making Sinatra Proud . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 71 Chapter Three: Champagne Concoctions— Park Avenue Potions. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . 123 Chapter Four: Martini Madness— Bond and Babe Drinks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 173 Chapter Five: After Dinner Dreams— Turn Your Lamp Down Low. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 227 Chapter Six: Bahama Mama Tropical Drinks— Hula ‘Til It Hurts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 279

Chapter Seven: Shots and Slammers for the Perpetual 21-Year-Old— Sorority andFraternity Fantasia . . . . . . . . . 335 Chapter Eight: Vintage Cocktails— Gone but Not Forgotten . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 387 Chapter Nine: Tempting Tipples for Festive Frolics— ’Tis the Season . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 439 Chapter Ten: Virgin Jacks and Jills— For the Sober One in All of Us . . . . . . . . . . . 497 Chapter Eleven: Cures without Cussing— The Morning...