Costos

Title: This is an assault!
Author: Fabian Shock

Characters:
The Pillo
The Gandaya
The cashier
The client
The Police

(While they are doing their routine things in the bank, two maskedpeople come and shout)

The Pillo: This is an assault! Top monkeys! (The customer and the cashier looked puzzled. He places the tip of the gun to his head and remains something thoughtful) No, wait.The Gandaya: (Whispers in the ear and quietly) It says, "Hands up"
The Pillo: Ah, Chuma truth! Hands up! (The two react and just starting to panic)
The Pillo: I want you to give me all the money Ihave! For today!
The Cashier: Alright. Do I get the account number, please?
The Pillo: Yes, list is the ... (The Gandaya hits the head of his partner)
The Gandaya: Do not be silly, oe! (Look at thecharge) Put it all in these bags and fast!
The charge: Yes, right away! (Going to put the money in the bags that were given).
The client: But where are the police when you need him!?

(In that, theofficer leaves the bathroom, loose and totally indifferent to the situation)

The Police: Oh, that's rich! (He turns and sees the pocket and the client lying on the ground face down) What are youdoing there? What is warm the floor or what? (She points the finger at the assailants) What? (He turns and sees the tip of the gun in your face) (gets scared and starts crying) Mamaaaaaaaa!! (Instantlykneels and clasps his hands) Please do not kill me I have a wife with two children and perhaps other out there! ... I know but please do not kill me for your cute little mother!
The Customer: Hey!But what kind? Police is you who does not fulfill his duty apprehending those ruffians!?
The Police: (Takes the gun at Pillo and shows the client) and what has not seen the weapon tamañote having!? (Hereturned to the attacker)
The Customer: (He grabs her head) And for this I pay my taxes?
The Gandaya: Get down you too! Fast!
The Police: I'm coming! Coming! (He throws the floor, next to the...