[A group of tourists was at Paris, France. They were looking at the Eiffel Tower when they suddenly discover that the tour guide was lost,and then they start trying to figure out how to get back to their hotels, but the trouble begins were they found out that they have very different accents]
English women:Where is the tour guide dear? I think we have missed him. They must be on the tour bus right now.
English guy: Excuse me sir. Could you help me out, I am trying to findthe way back to my hotel.
Italian Guy: Of course, were are you staying at “signore”?
English guy: oh, we are staying at the “Concorde Montparnasse” do you know how toget there?
Italian guy: OH I’m sorry “signore”, I don’t have a clue of were it is. If you don’t have any address I can’t help you out.
English woman: Oh thanks anywaySir.
[Then another guy came in and salutes them]
Indian Guy: Oh, you seem like having troubles. Can I help you? If you need to find a place, I got Google maps on mi cellphone.
English guy: Oh thanks a lot sir
Tour guide: (speaking with French accent) Oh no, we don’t need any cell phones, we are in Paris, the capital of love, let therebe love
American guy: What’s the problem with you man?, we don’t need any love, were so lost I prefer to be at home and watch some sports like football , I am telling youI’m going to kill you man if I don’t get right away to the hotel
Arabian guy: Shut up, or I use my bombs to destroy you American
Italian guy: I want some pizza(There’s a lot of trouble with all the tourists, they don’t understand each other)
Mexican guy: Hey wait up people; we don’t need violence to speak, about our necessities