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My Dog Fred
I have a dog. His name is Fred. He won't play fetch. He won't play dead. He won'tshake hands or sit or stay or bark or beg or run and play. |

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact, he won't
do tricks at all.

When folksask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.

Too Many Chickens
My chickens all had chicks and I've got more than I can keep.Perhaps you'd like to purchase one? They're cheap, cheap, cheep! |
A Pug is a Dog
A pug is a dog with a curlicue tail. He eats like a hogand he snores like a whale. He's flat in the snout and his belly is big. The pug came about just by misspelling pig. |There Was an Old Woman
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. The place was disgusting and smelled like pee-eww!The windows were drafty. The roof was a leaker. But that's what you get when you live in a sneaker. |

He's olderthan the oldest man that anyone has ever known. He's older than the Internet; he's older than the telephone. He's older than the printedword, the ancient Greeks, the dodo bird. He's older than the pyramids and prehistoric hominids. He's older than the dinosaurs,the earth, the sun, the moon and stars. He's old as mud, he's old as dust; he's wrinkled up and turned to rust. He's musty, crusty, stinky, dirty....
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