Dogbert: 'When you open an account you'll get a free dartboard and a monkey.If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you. Well, think about it and get back to me.'
In Dogbert's Tecg Support,
Dogbert; I’ll need your serialnumber, which is conveniently located inside the unit.
Sr.: The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case.
Dogbert: Well, call me if anything changes.
VIDEO No 2:Dilbert: Good Morning and Bad Listener
Dilbert's Dogbert puts the mourn in good morning and hears, but does not listen. In Good Morning,
Dilbert: Isthere more to life than just working?
Dogbert: Yes, there's also the complaining about work, the nightly periods of unconsciousness and sweet sweet death.
Dilbert: Maybe I should have kids.Dogbert: To share the joy?
In Bad Listener
Dilbert: Lately every person I deal with seems to disappoint me. Every meeting starts late, every answer is misleading, every deadline is ignored and allwork is shoddily done. I guess what I'm saying is that today I need some empathy.'
Dogbert: You are totally blocking my view of the wall.
VIDEO No 3: Family Guy – Lois Jumps Peterhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxWdnu9iDE
Lois: I’m wild awake Peter. You wanna mess around?
Peter: Lois you know I’m abstinent
Lois: Come on. Can you break your stupid plan for one night?Peter: Well, I guess we do both have needs
Peter and Lois’ noises
Lois: Oaw, what are you doing? Peter what are you doing to my ear? Get off a maid. What the hell is wrong with you?Peter: This is all I can do Lois. I’m abstinent.
Lois: That is it. I am gonna have regular sex with you whereas you like it or not.
Lois: I wasn’t asking your permission.