The Vagina Ass Of Lucifer

THE VAGINA ASS
OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD
By Shawn Wunjo

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are
the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments,
events, locales, etc. is entirely coincidental.
THE VAGINA ASS
OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD
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Copyright © 2010 by SHAWN WUNJO*
First Edition: 2010,
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book is stolen property. It was reported as “unsold and destroyed” to the
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payment for this “Stripped Book”

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For all my favorite fuckers
And all thosewho love classic literature.

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CHAPTER 1:
GAY DICKS. . . pg 6.
CHAPTER 2:
CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICHES. . . pg 11.
CHAPTER 3:
SHIT HAPPENS LIKE TONS. . . pg 18.
CHAPTER 4:
GODS ARE FUCKING GAY. . . pg 22.
CHAPTER 5:
THE DEAD FUCKER IN THE DIRT. . . pg 28.
CHAPTER 6:
THE DYKE OF CARTHAGE. . . pg 33.
CHAPTER 7:
CUPID IS A FUCKASS. . . pg 37.
CHAPTER 8:
THINGS GET EVENMORE FUCKED UP. . . pg 41.
CHAPTER 9:
BITCH GOES TOTALLY FUCKING EMO. . . pg 45.
CHAPTER 10:
THE PRIEST OF THE DILDO STAFF. . . pg 49.
CHAPTER 11:
AT LEAST HIS DAUGHTER IS FUCKABLE . pg 53
CHAPTER 12:
TURNUS SUCKS SHIT THROUGH A LITTLE
TUBE FOR FUN. . . pg 57.

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CHAPTER 1: GAY DICKS

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING
ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!” Lucifer
Niggerbastardscreamed, giving the shape in the
window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs
could go fuck himself.
“Fucking goats.” Lucifer kicked a dented can off
the sidewalk as he stomped away, ignoring the shitbrown images of grandmas fucking that smiled back
at him from the label. “Fucking hate goats.” Working
at the analsausage fuck factory as a packing boy in the
assfudge department had alwaysbeen just a job, a job
he hated, but a job nonetheless.
But then Mr. Moneyballs had brought in the goats.
Lucifer drew the line at goats.
“Always shitting all over the place, fucking the
baby-skinners in their nippled sphincters.” He
groaned. “Jesus Christ. Wetback niggers!”
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A passing sack of babyshit bounced past, aroma
blossoming into the air as the piss-yellow sun caught
itsmottled face. “Hey Lucifer!” It said. “How’s my
favorite Niggerbastard today? You look like you’ve
had the gayest day ever to be a day!”
“It’s been the gayest day in the history of gay
days!” Lucifer threw up his hands, screamed at the
blueballs sky. “Its been so gay, even dicks in asses and
touching balls covered in chink-flip asslube couldn’t
match it for gayness!”
“Wow!” Said the sackof babyshit. “That’s pretty
fucking gay!”
“You have no fucking idea.” Lucifer kicked more
garbage, picked his nose and flicked a sticky glob of
mucus the color of Christmas shit at the sack of
babyshit. “Gay old Mr. Moneyballs decided to start
laying people off and replacing them with goats
shipped in illegally from shitting Nigeria.” He shook
his head. “Fucking wetback goats. I told himhe was
a fuckass for doing it, and the greedy old crotch
fucker fired me for it!”
“Well, the economy has been shit for everyone
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lately.” The sack of babyshit burbled. “He probably
had to cut costs to keep the factory open.”
“Fuck you.” Lucifer elbowed the babyshit into
traffic, waited for it to pick itself off the tires of a giant
dick-shaped bus with an advert for Baby Jesus’...