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The Russian man who went to the Miami

“One a day im going to Miami biggest ‘hotel. 
In the morning I go down to eat thebreakfast. 
I tell the waiter “I wanna 2 pieces of toast.” 
He brings me only 1 piece. 
I tell him “I want 2 piece.” 
Hetells me to go to the toilet. 
I say “you dont understand, I wanna 2 piece on my plate!” 
He say “you better not piece on theplate, you soon of a beach(b!4ch!)” 
I don’t even know the men, an he call me a soon of a beach! 
Later I go to eat atMiami biggest restaurant. 
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. 
I tell him “I wanna a fork!” 
He tell me“everybody wanna fork(f%&)!!” 
I tell him “you dont understand. I wanna fork on the table.” 
He say “you better not fork(f%&) on the table you soon of a beach(b!4ch). 
I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. 
I callthe manager and say “I wanna sheet!” 
He tells me to go to the toilet. 
I say “you dont understand, I wanna sheet on thebed.” 
He says “you better not sheet (sh!7) on the bed, you soon of a beach (b!4ch)!” 
I go down to a checkout and the man atthe desk say “peace on you!” 
I say “peace on you too, you soon of a beach!” 
I’m going back to Russia!
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