Mar A Bolivia

The Real Story of the Three Little Pigs




I'm guessing this is either from Politically Correct Bedtime Stories or is simply written in their style. Either way, it's a scream....

Once therewere three little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and in harmony with their environment. Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they each built a beautiful house.
One pig built ahouse of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay, and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their workand settled back to live in peace and self-determination. But their idyll was soon shattered.
One day, along came a big, bad wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry in botha physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"The pigs shouted back, "Your gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture!"
But the wolf wasn't to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed andpuffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the straw house had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a bananaplantation.
At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
The little pigs shouted back, "Go to Hell you carnivorus, imperialisticoppressor!"
At this the wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had stood, otherwolves have now built a time-share condo resort complex for other vacationing wolves. Each unit was a fiberglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops, snorkelling and...