43% of all statistics are worthless.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
A city is a large community where people are lonesometogether.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.— Robert Frost
A drunk mans’ words are asober mans’ thoughts.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future. — Robert A. Heinlein
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
A gentleman is a patient wolf.
A good pun is its own reword.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pantson. — Winston Churchill
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A lot of people mistake a short memory with a clear conscience. — Doug Larson
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman alreadyknows.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongestimaginary friend.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. — Joseph Stalin
A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
A weekend wasted isn’t a wastedweekend.
A witty saying proves nothing. — Voltaire
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
All programmers are optimists. — Frederick P. Brooks, Jr
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. — Damian Conway
Always keepyour words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
Any fool can know. The point is to understand. — Albert Einstein
Any time things appearto be going better, you have overlooked something.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. — Voltaire
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.