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43% of all statistics are worthless.
 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
 A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
 A bad plan is better than no plan.
 A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
 A city is a large community where people are lonesometogether.
 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips
 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
 A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
 A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.— Robert Frost
 A drunk mans’ words are asober mans’ thoughts.
 A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
 A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future. — Robert A. Heinlein
 A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
 A gentleman is a patient wolf.
 A good pun is its own reword.
 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pantson. — Winston Churchill
 A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
 A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
 A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
 A lot of people mistake a short memory with a clear conscience. — Doug Larson
 A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman alreadyknows.
 A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
 A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
 A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
 A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
 A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
 A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongestimaginary friend.
 A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. — Joseph Stalin
 A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
 A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
 A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
 A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
 A weekend wasted isn’t a wastedweekend.
 A witty saying proves nothing. — Voltaire
 According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
 Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
 Adult: One old enough to know better.
 After all is said and done, more is said than done.
 Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
 All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
 All programmers are optimists. — Frederick P. Brooks, Jr
 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
 All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
 All work and no play, will make you a manager.
 Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. — Damian Conway
 Always keepyour words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
 Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
 An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
 An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
 Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
 Any fool can know. The point is to understand. — Albert Einstein
 Any time things appearto be going better, you have overlooked something.
 Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
 Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
 Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. — Voltaire
 Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
 Anything...
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