Alice in wonderland

ALICE IN WONDERLAND!

Sister: reading a book of history……………………………………………………
Alice: falling asleep.
Sister: ALICE! Pay attention to your class of history!
Alice: how can I pay attention? That book has no pictures!
Sister: BILGES! The best books in this world do not have drawings.
Alice: It can be... But in my wolrd all the books would have pure drawings.
Sister: Your world... that bilge.Alice: In my world quite serious a silly thing... for that quite serious what is not and upside-down.. what is not serious and what can not be serious, understand?
(Alice goes to walk)
(Soon appears a dressed rabbit, with tie and with clock!)
Alice: It is a dressed rabbit and with clock!
White rabbit: Oh my god is late, i have to go, i go away, i go away!
Alice: So weird... Mr. Rabbit!
WhiteRabbit: Nonononono, I go away, I go away!
Alice: Mr. Rabbit, wait for me!
White rabbit: Nononono, If someone speaks to me, I AM NOT! Good bye!
Alice: Mr. Raaaaaabb!!!!!!!!...... (Falling down)
Narrator: Alice falls down in the burrow of the rabbit... in this which quite upside-down, and it was looking like a well without end...
Soon appears the rabbit running and Alice see him.
Alice: Oh mygod, what is this?... OH, Mr. RABBIT! wait for me, wait for me!
White Rabbit: (Running)
Alice: Jesus!, this is so weird, what is this place?
Narrator: Alice comes to a room, where all the doors are small and there is a table with a small bottle that says, DRINK ME...
Alice: Hmm... so strange... but i have to try...
Narrator: Alice becomes increasingly small.
Alice: BUT!, what happend tome!? Iam so small! Nooooo!
Narrator: Soon appears a small mouphin, which says EAT ME…
Alice: You have to be kidding me! HUM...
Narrator: Alice becomes increasingly big!
Alice: WOOOOOWWW, I'm HUGE.
(COSAS PEQUEÑITAS)
Narrator: Alice returns to drink only a bit form the bottle, and returns to the normal state.
Alice goes.
When Alice crosses the door, it manages to see the white rabbit andstarts following him again.
Alice: Please!! Mr. Rabbit, wait for me.
White rabbit: Hmm no, I'm late! I go away, I go away, I go away!
Narrator: Alice looses of sight to the rabbit.
Alice: Oh noo... what I'm going to do now?
Narrator: Alice walks along into the forest trying to find some exit or the rabbit.
Alice: There are so many ways... which did i choose?
Alice: What is that sound?
SmileyCat: (Singing)
Alice: (Searching...)
Smiley Cat: Were you looking for something?
Alice: Nonono, nothing... Hey! You are only a cat!
Smiley Cat: A cat... Smiley, Nice to meet you.
Alice: I only need to know what road I have to take.
Smiley Cat: That depends on where you want to go
Alice: It does not matter, if you tell me....
Smiley Cat: Then, it's really doesn't matter what road take!
Oh, iforget it, if you really want to know, he went over there...
Alice: Who?
Smiley Cat: The white rabbit
Alice: Really!?
Smiley Cat: Really .. what?
Alice: That he went over there
Smiley Cat: Who?
Alice: The rabbit
Smiley Cat: Which rabbit?
Alice: But you tell me... JESUS...
Smiley Cat: If i was looking for a white rabbit, I would ask to the mad hatmaker.
Alice: To the mad hatmaker? Ohnonono....
Smiley Cat: There is a hare over there (Apuntando)
Alice: Thanks, I Will go to visit him.
Smiley Cat: You can go... But I alert you, he is mad to.
Alice: But nooo, i don't want to be with mad people!
Smiley Cat: You cannot avoid it, here we are all mad. JAJAJA.
(The cat disappears)
Alice: Oh gosh... I must be nice with these people, apparently they are all mad.
Narrator: Alicewalks and walks and see the hare and the mad hatmaker.
(The mad hatmaker and the hare are singing).
Hatmaker and Hare: Happy, happy no birthday, Happy, happy no birthday! x10!
(Alice sits down in the table without they see her. It finishes the song.
Alice: Applauding.
Hatmaker and Hare: THERE IS NO PLACE, THERE IS NO PLACE, DON'T SIT HERE!!!
Alice: But there are many empty places...
Hare:...